EGADS! How can I choose! Well, let us start with, only two entries? Lazy, lazy, lazy! lol
I'm kidding, in all seriousness
Honestly I was so tied down by family stuff, not even Joel, the Great and Powerful, had time for an entry.
We had two entries one by mabogunje.deviantart.com/art/A…
SO, they're so, so, so, sooooo close. There is only one thing that changes them, and unfortunately it makes me a huge jerk.
Mabogunje has failed to meet the rhyming requirement, and therefore LoneTaku is the winner.
I will be posting a feature as soon as I can get back to the internet D: